👉 "Traditional vision enhancing techniques? Well, let's break this down - these are like the old-school, yet somehow revolutionary, methods we still use to make sure our eyes see the world in the most eye-opening way. Think of it as 'focusing with a vintage camera, but instead of film, you're using an old-school flashlight to illuminate your inner turmoil.' Now, here's a edgy example sentence: 'To combat the existential dread of living in a world where your phone's camera can't even tell if it's smiling or snarking, we rely on traditional vision enhancing techniques, like the old-fashioned method of squinting at the ceiling and praying the shadows aren't judging our existential crisis.'"
